Part 1Working in a library can sometimes be a dangerous way to spend your days if you are a lover of books! There are just way to many distractions.
Inside one such distraction I found this, I hope it makes a smile dance across your lips as it did mine.
Graunt that no Hobgoblins fright me
No hungrie devils rise up and bite me
No Urchins, Elves, or drunkards Ghoasts
Shore me against against walles or posts
O graunt I may no black thing touch
Though many men I love to meet such
By John Day 1604 in Alan Garner - Collected Folk Tales