Day 18 NaBloPoMo December - Christmas Crackers

 

 

What did the sea Say to Santa?

                                             Nothing! It just waved!

Day 11 NaBloPoMo December - Christmas Crakers

Spoils of a lovely Christmas meal last week with friends:

Why don't ducks tell jokes when they're flying?

.......Because they would quack up.



Bwahahahaha

Day 4 NaBloPoMo December - Tuesday Tickles

One of the greatest parts of my job is getting to interact with the kids in the library. Today I went from the toddler rhyme time, complete with Jingle Bells, to the teenage reading group.

There are some great kids at the teenage group, I can call them kids in all confidence given that things from the 1980's are relics, according to them ;-) Today's Tuesday tickle comes from one of the girls who attends the group. Aside from being able to provide me with the first of this months cracker jokes, she is a talented artist and writer, check her out on deviant art, NOW!!

Joke time:

Why isn't this joke funny?

.....because it came from a cracker!!


I am positive they will get worse from here on. Please feel free to share the worst of the season's funnies here!